Chapter 2, Miscellaneous Matters of Monsters

We have all grown up, haven't we?" The carp stretched lazily and spoke.

I patted Sun Pangzi on the shoulder and said, "Pangzi, this is our heartfelt wish."

The carp tilted its head slightly, its short hair slightly askew, a faint dimple adorning its right cheek, smiling particularly charmingly: "What’s wrong?"

"Hurry over here, they are injured." Du Lei's voice on the phone was very calm, yet one could still sense his anger!

I... I just have something to attend to. What about it? Is that not acceptable? Why not? Why is it not acceptable? The gourd ancestor was so nervous that he was almost at a loss for words.

The carp glanced at me, not intending to pay me any mind

Bang

Uh... I think that makes sense, after all, our ancestors have lived for so many years, and they must have many stories. So I patted the gourd ancestor and said, "Ancestor, why don't you go with the little girl Chi Li?"

I blurted out: "Isn't this the character for 'bank'?"

In my lifetime, I have heard of borrowing cars and houses, but I have never heard of borrowing ancestors for fun

What are you looking at? I walked over and sat down next to the carp and said

I just laughed, is this a popular internet slang with me

I pointed at Chen Zhuzi and asked, "Do you know what a polyphonic character is?"

"Ancestral spirit... what seems to be the matter this time?" I scratched my head and spoke to my gourd ancestor with my head lowered

We already knew that. I also stood up and took Li Yu's hand, walking towards the conference room

For some reason, the little face of the gourd ancestor instantly turned red, and even its two adorable big eyes closed tightly in nervousness: "Lin Guo, let's go home, I have something to take care of."

Dulei sat on the chair, eating a Mu Xu Shi Zi lunch box, and with an expressionless face, glanced around: "They are showing contempt for us."

And the fat man Sun shook his head: "It's nothing, just a bit suffocating. Beasts? What's wrong with monsters? Aren't monsters born from the parents of other monsters? I just want to treat monsters as siblings, so what's wrong with considering them as family?"

The white camisole, adorned with a vibrant tiger on the back, complemented by the exquisite visage of a koi fish, appears particularly distinct under the moonlight, even evoking a sense of tranquility

"Lin Guo, please keep your voice down, I am a gourd... how could a gourd possibly be in love?" whispered the ancestor of the gourd, as the entire surface of the gourd turned a shy shade of pink.

"Can you two not achieve anything?" I expressed my deep disdain.

The moon splashes across the Milky Way, and the paths within the school seem particularly long

"Hey! What do you want, you gourd?" The hot-tempered girl, Chi Li, spoke directly.

Fat Sun slurped the rice noodles and pointed to his back with his chopsticks

I couldn't help but laugh; "Ah, you two have quite a story, don't you."

After teaching these two ignorant creatures, it was already nearing evening. I can truly say that I was physically and mentally exhausted. If you were to see these creatures clearly, you would find that each of them possesses considerable strength, yet when it comes to their intelligence, they are simply like children. In fact, they are even less capable than children.

I arrived at my dormitory and happened to see Li Yu sitting at the door waiting for me

I scratched my ear; `` What? ''

Our monster squad consists of seven members, who are also the security personnel of the entire Monster High. I remember that Wu Wei and Sun Pangzi went to Super Ability High, so how could they still get injured

Do not eat lollipops, as they are bad for your teeth. Seeing the cheap lollipop in the carp's mouth, I frowned and said

I dragged the gourd ancestor towards the small square, at this moment, the small square was undoubtedly very lively... All the monsters gathered here at night, some playing the guitar, some in love...

Upon hearing this statement, I immediately understood that these two must be involved in some trivial matter. I cast a sidelong glance at Zhu Jiujie.

I have a black line on my head: "Aren't you injured?"

"Sun Fatty, are you alright?" I patted Sun Fatty on the lower back

Zhu Jiujie let out a muffled grunt, and then, in a sulky tone, said: "Ling Guo, take a look at what this character is." As he spoke, Zhu Jiujie wrote the character for 'bank' on the ground.

Then, looking at the carp with a helpless expression, he said: "Carp, you should go back first, I will go for a stroll with my ancestors..."

It was such a girl who, in the presence of a handsome man like me, directly made an embarrassing request.

I looked at the carp and said seriously, "So, do you dare to watch me be handsome together when we grow old?"

Sigh, I have worked tirelessly for your Lin family, making significant contributions, yet I am not even allowed to go out for a stroll..." murmured the ancestor of the gourd, his tone resembling that of a resentful young wife

I pushed open the conference room door with Li Yu, and then saw Sun Pangzi sprawled over the table, holding a hamburger in his left hand, with a bowl of rice noodles in front of him. He was sweating profusely from eating, and when he saw me coming, he grinned at me and asked, "Lin Guo, have you eaten yet?"

Although these two are not exactly world-class monsters, they could easily flatten several counties in just a few minutes. The fact that homophones almost led to the demolition of our school... Don't you think that's a bit foolish?

Ancestor, you see I have been tired all day... I have a face full of reluctance

We must let them know what youth is!

I was momentarily taken aback; "Ancestor, didn't you ask me to take you out? What happened?"

Just as I was about to continue speaking, my phone rang

Upon hearing the mention of the gourd ancestors, the young girl Chili let out a cold snort and turned to leave

The person opposite is a pig spirit, one of the most notable figures in our school. However, their mastery of transformation techniques is lacking, and in moments of impulse, their neck will transform into a chubby pig's head. At this moment, it is indeed like this, with a rosy pig's head and tusks longer than a palm

I understand that what Dulei mentioned refers to another high school, which is different from ours. Their high school is entirely focused on human superpowers, also known as Superpower High School

The carp shook its head and left, leaving the gourd ancestor shaking desperately; "Is there anyone who speaks like you? Is there anyone who speaks like you?"

My head rested upon the head of the carp, gazing at the calm surface of the lake ahead, and my mindset began to ease.

I took two steps forward: "What’s up, your necklace costs over 2,000 as well? Don’t give me useless information, get to the point!"

I suddenly grinned and gave a pat to the gourd ancestor

As I spoke, I felt my face flush with embarrassment, and suddenly I sensed that the gazes of many people were all focused on me. Everything around me became incredibly silent, with only the sweat in my palms and the pounding of my heart echoing in my ears

The carp seems to be stunned by my clumsy words, its big eyes blinking as it looks at me

Before I even reached home, the gourd at my waist began to shake violently

The little girl Chi Li was quite earnest; "Lend me your ancestors..." As she said this, Chi Li had a shy expression on her face, her little face flushed red; "The stories told by the ancestors are truly delightful..."

My relationship with the carp is quite subtle; we have relied on each other since childhood and have long been inseparable.

Hey, Ling Guo, could you lend me your ancestor for a while

I will not mention the other matters between the two of you, but just because of a homophone, you nearly brought down the school. If you are going to study homophones, are you going to eliminate me as well?

Just as I was about to leave, I saw a little girl dressed entirely in bright red standing in front of me

The adorable big eyes of the gourd ancestor are already anxiously pleading; "Hurry up and go, we must leave now."

The ancestor of the gourd immediately breathed a sigh of relief, as if a heavy burden had been lifted.

Uh? What and what? The carp is a bit confused by my words like this

I and the carp exchanged a look of disbelief, so these two actually quarreled over this matter

"So you think it's reasonable that you didn't learn the language well?" I looked at Chen Zhuzi, this divine man who had experienced the Battle of the Gods, and even the Zhenguan Reign, nearly a thousand years of trials and tribulations... because he couldn't learn the polyphonic characters, he had to duel with someone...

I believe that I will definitely be very handsome when I am old! My heart raced, and I said with a slightly flushed face

Chen Zhuzi is actually somewhat feminine, angrily clutching her slender waist and saying to me: "You go ask him."

I nodded slightly, my gaze falling beside the carp. The skin of the carp was exquisite, fair yet not frail, smooth like porcelain. This reminded me of our childhood when we relied on each other.

Who is it? The carp suddenly stood up, its two eyebrows raised.

However, the carp could see my anger from the tightly clenched fist.

Oh, lonely night, so quiet... Lin Guo, will you take me out to play? The gourd ancestor is clearly bored, swaying around my waist, and even the little expression on the gourd has turned into a cute one, blinking and revealing various little desires.

I walked over and immediately laughed: "Alright, fatty, you’ve started doing performance art. People are getting tattoos of Guan Gong, and you got a crooked turtle tattoo. What is this?"

Suddenly, for reasons unknown, the gourd ancestor began to shake violently: "Lin Guo, Lin Guo, hurry up and go!"

Gazing at the moonlight, the exquisite face of the carp

After glancing at the appearance of the gourd ancestor, I shook my head and walked back to the dormitory

This emaciated fellow is a bamboo spirit named Chen Zhuzi. It is said that during the time of the Investiture of the Gods, he received enlightenment from Yang Jian, making him quite sharp in a chaotic way. These two usually get along like brothers, almost as if they were sharing the same pair of pants. So why are they arguing today?

I know this young girl, her name is Chi Li, and she is a red vine monster, ranking third in the high school combat power list. It is estimated that Zhu Jiu Jie would not last three rounds under her.

Du Lei tossed aside the chopsticks in his hand and said, "This matter is neither too big nor too small; classmates are my family! To draw a turtle on the back of my family and insult them as beasts is equivalent to provoking our high school, so we cannot tolerate it"

This pig spirit is somewhat notable, claiming to be Zhu Jiujie. It is said to have some connection with Zhu Bajie, but in this school, it should rank among the top ten in one-on-one combat.

"Bamboo? What is going on?" I asked.

The moonlight is cool and gentle like water, spilling over the body of the carp

Why are you humans so complicated! Chen Zhuzhi said this with righteous indignation, striking a resonant tone

Chen Zhuzi immediately became furious; "You are talking nonsense, this is the character '行' from 'sidewalk'."

The carp looked at me and leaned against me, saying: "It's nothing, just a bit stuffy in the room"

This turtle was drawn on by someone for Sun Pangzi, and the words "to associate with beasts" are written on its shell.